Here’s a caption contest. What is United States president George W. Bush saying in this speech? Perhaps it is about the economy, but perhaps not. Leave your photo caption in the comments below. The winner, judged arbitrarily by me, gets a cookie.
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“I was this fast (snapping) with the Mrs’ last night in bed. This event does not take away from my duties as your President.”
Like warm apple pie…
I love you thiiiis much!
“And now I present to you, the iPod Inviso.”
The Iraq war, no child left behind and edu-ma-cation, nukular strategery against Korea, tax cuts. They’re all about one thing: Show me the money.
“All I wanted was something to eat.”
Ya see America, our economy is like this booger…
“Dick Cheney has asked me to come here today to present a speech to all Haliburton shareholders about the pending invasion of Iraq. I will be honest with you, my friends and fellow Christians, the war is going to claim the lives of many of America’s youth, and people are going to call me horrible names. But, really, who cares about that anyways… we are going to be F*CKING LOADED!”
I smoked this economy like a fine cigar!
Damn, unemployment’s down at 4.3%, per capita income’s up, the stock market’s smokin’, more people own a home than ever before, and I’m still this close to losing the House to the freakin’ Democrats.
See this, this is the world’s smallest violin playing just for your lost civil liberties.
I don’t care what Kanye says about me! I do care about black people…about “this much.”
All you middle-class Americans, you will save only this much after my tax cuts.
OR
yucky: Now watch how I put these fingers in my mouth and choke on them.
And this is how I rub my two brain cells together…
I challenge anyone to top that one.
Gimme my freaking cookie :)
I had the TRUTH right on the tip of my tounge, but I just COULD not say it.
I crush you all like this….huh,eeer…. I guess my mouth talked before I wanted it to again.
“Attsa spicy meata-ball!”
I know that look anywhere, when Bush put his two fingers together.
He must be talking about OIL !!!!!
Just like that, my mind was blank and dang it I snapped my fingers and started her right back up again. Takes two to…err…two to do the tango then one hops around, darn it I need a jumpstart.
Sure I like Tequila.. two fingers please.
Damn Democrats! Read between the lines!
You come to me, in a time of need, askin for favas!