Comments on: Caption Contest: George W. Bush

By: Jordan

Jordan — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:37:53 +0000

You come to me, in a time of need, askin for favas!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:59:45 +0000

Damn Democrats! Read between the lines!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:54:17 +0000

Sure I like Tequila.. two fingers please.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 22:58:22 +0000

Just like that, my mind was blank and dang it I snapped my fingers and started her right back up again. Takes two to…err…two to do the tango then one hops around, darn it I need a jumpstart.

By: moneymonk

moneymonk — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:50:39 +0000

I know that look anywhere, when Bush put his two fingers together.

He must be talking about OIL !!!!!

By: Doobie

Doobie — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:42:14 +0000

“Attsa spicy meata-ball!”

By: ThomasB

ThomasB — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:53:58 +0000

I crush you all like this….huh,eeer…. I guess my mouth talked before I wanted it to again.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 16:08:05 +0000

I had the TRUTH right on the tip of my tounge, but I just COULD not say it.

By: jim

jim — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:40:12 +0000

Gimme my freaking cookie :)

By: jim

jim — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 00:39:44 +0000

And this is how I rub my two brain cells together…

I challenge anyone to top that one.

By: Golbguru

Golbguru — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:31:30 +0000

All you middle-class Americans, you will save only this much after my tax cuts.

yucky: Now watch how I put these fingers in my mouth and choke on them.

By: Single Ma

Single Ma — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:05:15 +0000

I don’t care what Kanye says about me! I do care about black people…about “this much.”

By: Justin

Justin — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:01:29 +0000

See this, this is the world’s smallest violin playing just for your lost civil liberties.

By: Debt Free

Debt Free — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:22:16 +0000

Damn, unemployment’s down at 4.3%, per capita income’s up, the stock market’s smokin’, more people own a home than ever before, and I’m still this close to losing the House to the freakin’ Democrats.

By: Matt M

Matt M — Sun, 05 Nov 2006 00:43:03 +0000

I smoked this economy like a fine cigar!

By: SCapitalist

SCapitalist — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:18:36 +0000

“Dick Cheney has asked me to come here today to present a speech to all Haliburton shareholders about the pending invasion of Iraq. I will be honest with you, my friends and fellow Christians, the war is going to claim the lives of many of America’s youth, and people are going to call me horrible names. But, really, who cares about that anyways… we are going to be F*CKING LOADED!”

By: John

John — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 21:01:14 +0000

Ya see America, our economy is like this booger…

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:01:57 +0000

“All I wanted was something to eat.”

By: Sparky

Sparky — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:47:24 +0000

The Iraq war, no child left behind and edu-ma-cation, nukular strategery against Korea, tax cuts. They’re all about one thing: Show me the money.

By: Binary Dollar

Binary Dollar — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:40:01 +0000

“And now I present to you, the iPod Inviso.”

By: Tom

Tom — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:16:18 +0000

I love you thiiiis much!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:58:18 +0000

Like warm apple pie…

By: D

Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:23:10 +0000

“I was this fast (snapping) with the Mrs’ last night in bed. This event does not take away from my duties as your President.”