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Good News: Get Your Degree In Two Weeks

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I can’t believe I’ve spending so much time working towards my second degree. I could have made the process much simpler. What I can only assume is a reader sent me the following advice:

Subject: no more money problems, get a degree in 2 weeks

Obtain a prosperous future, money-earning power and the prestige that comes with having the career position you’ve always dreamed of. D:iplomas are from prestigious non-accredited universities based on your present knowledge and life experience.

No required tests, classes, books or examinations. Ba;chelors, Maste*rs, MBA’s, D;octorate & Ph.D. D`egrees available in your field. Confidentiality Assured! Call Now To Receive Your Diplo^ma Within 2 Weeks 206-309-XXXX

Updated May 26, 2009 and originally published April 24, 2006. If you enjoyed this article, subscribe to the RSS feed or receive daily emails. Follow @ConsumerismComm on Twitter and visit our Facebook page for more updates.

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Luke Landes is the founder of Consumerism Commentary. He has been blogging and writing for the internet since 1995 and has been building online communities since 1991. Find out more about Luke Landes and follow him on Twitter. View all articles by .

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avatar ~Dawn

well that just fits in right into my schedule of being a CEO of of fortune 500 by the time I’m 35!

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avatar Inchoate Random Abstractions

Haha. That’s pretty funny. But my guess is that some people have actually fallen for it.

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avatar jim

That same reader sent me the same email, how do I know it was the same? Because he spelled D:iplomas and Maste*rs the same way!

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avatar Dus10

Well, by the looks of that spelling… someone looks like he needs a degree… :)

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avatar jim

One that takes a little longer than two weeks to get anyway…

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